(Source: dietjay)
Homer: Please please please, I want to make the team. Clemens, did I make the team?
Roger Clemens: You sure did!
Homer: I did! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! In your face, Strawberry!
Roger Clemens: Wait a minute, are you Ken Griffey, Jr.?
Homer: No.
Roger Clemens: Sorry. Didn’t mean to get your hopes up.
(Source: starlinsandpinstripes)
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